Crystal Palace Football Club of the English Premier Football League (we’re talking soccer here, folks) has been a model of consistency so far this season. Alas, consistency in a negative way.
Yesterday morning (Ohio time) Palace lost its fifth game in a row to start the 2017-18 season. Were this not enough, it has lost every game via shutout. This is the first time that’s happened in the history of top flight English football
This wouldn’t bother me so much if Palace weren’t my favorite EPL team.
(I wonder what the English term for “Dumpster fire” is, “Dumpstre Fire?” Are there even Dumpsters in England. Yeah, yeah, there are trash bins, but “Dumpster” is a registered trademark. More information about Dumpsters can be found on the Internet : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumpster.)