At around 5:45 this morning I was wandering around my apartment when I started wondering if the morning paper had come yet. It usually comes between 5 a.m. and 5:30. Opening the front door, I found the paper wasn’t there. I thought, Must be running late. Then I remembered, Hey! Today is Labor Day; the paper doesn’t publish on Labor Day.
Happy Labor Day everyone.
Music–“Neanderthal Man”–Hot Legs
Reading–“Harrison Bergeron”–Kurt Vonnegut (from WELCOME TO THE MONKEY HOUSE)
Last-Minute Panic 